The Real Story Of Easter!

Once Upon A Time.. Somewhere In Afric.. or Whatever..

A Man Called Jesus Died.. Or Something

A Little While Later

OMFG ZOMBIE JESUS!!!!!!

Zombie Jesus Roamed The Earth Harvesting Brains For A While.. Or So..

People Made Him Chocolate So That He Would Go Back To Being Dead

Note to self: Chocolate Kills Zombie Jesus'

That Is Why People Buy Chocolate At Easter!
Not To Share The Love..
But To Defend Their Families..
Incase ZOMBIE JESUS II COMES!!!!

RAWR!
end of story.